Das wohl sinnvollste Perl-Modul

[society]

"Perl teaches the birds and the bees."
http://search.cpan.org/~mschwern/Sex-0.69/Sex.pm

 

[Thomas81]

Was ist denn der Sinn davon?

 

[society]

<IRONIE>sinnvollste</IRONIE>
Das ist eher als Scherz gedacht....

 

[Thomas81]

ach soo

MFG
Thomas

 

[Dawn]

der Link geht nicht mehr..

 

[society]

Doch der geht noch... CPan ist meisten sehr überlastet

 

[djrick]

Und wie benutz ich das? Ich hab doch keine Ahnung von Perl

 

[HornOx]

devmode:~# perl -MCPAN -e 'install Sex'
[...]
devmode:~# perl -e 'use Sex qw(DBI);'
Parthenogenesis isn't currently supported by Sex
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at -e line 1.
devmode:~# perl -e 'use Sex qw(DBI DBD Sex);'
More than two sex partners?  Kinky (and illegal in many states).
Oh! Let's talk about our relationship. Does it get bigger? MORE! MORE! 
[...]
devmode:~# perl -e 'use Sex qw(DBI DBD);'
I thought eight inches was longer than that. Baseball... Oh! Oh! Harder! Harder! OOOooooh... Baby. Wrong hole, dear. I thought eight inches was longer than that. MORE! Mmmmmm... Mmmmmm... There! I thought eight inches was longer than that. YEAH! Yes! There! Let's talk about our relationship. OOOooooh... Baseball... Oh! YEAH! Baseball... Does it get bigger? Wrong hole, dear. Baseball... YEAH! YEAH! Baby. Wrong hole, dear. Yes! Oh! Baseball... Baseball... Baseball... Baby. Baseball... Mmmmmm... I thought eight inches was longer than that. YES! Baby. Mmmmmm... YES! Baseball... There! Baseball... Baby. Let's talk about our relationship. Yes! Does it get bigger? Oh! MORE! Yes! Yes! MORE! Baby. Wrong hole, dear. YES! OOOooooh... Does it get bigger? MORE! YEAH! Does it get bigger? YEAH! There! YEAH! Mmmmmm... Let's talk about our relationship. OOOooooh... There! YES! Oh! OOOooooh... Baseball... MORE! OOOooooh... Baby. Harder! Oh! Does it get bigger? YEAH! There! Baby. OOOooooh... Harder! There! Yes! MORE! Wrong hole, dear. I thought eight inches was longer than that. Let's talk about our relationship. YES! MORE! OOOooooh... Mmmmmm... Mmmmmm... Let's talk about our relationship. There! YEAH! YEAH! MORE! Baby. OOOooooh... 
[...]

IMHO ist das Modul veraltet, es gibt mittlerweile einige ähnliche Programme die interaktiv sind und besser Grafik haben

 

[djrick]

Super...sinnlos

 

[Sachti]

Es hat aber immerhin ein "Trojan package" mit dem man das package sex im Safer-Mode betreiben kann. Sooo veraltet ist es dann doch nicht.

 

[martinj]

Will nicht funktionieren

martin@mubuntu:~$ perl -e 'use Sex qw(DBI);'
Parthenogenesis isn't currently supported by Sex
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at -e line 1.

Hilfe!!

 

[HornOx]

Parthenogenese ist IMHO eh uninteressant, übergeb dem Modul 2 (oder mehr ) Module zum kombinieren...

Da gibt's noch sowas (aber abgesehn von der Textausgabe macht das wirklich nichts):
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/perlsex.html

 

[Huschi]

http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/perlsex.html

An sich ganz nett, aber für mich fehlt die 'use strict;' Direktive.

huschi.